National Enquirer, fresh off its victory over John Edwards, now says that Sarah Palin had an affair with her husband’s business partner. The McCain camp is threatening to sue, of course (bring it on), and is relying on the Enquirer’s lack of credibility as a journalistic source in disputing the story.

After all, that’s the strategy that worked for Edwards.

7 Responses to “Things To Do During Those Long, Long, Dark and Cold Alaskan Nights”

  1. Chief Wiggum Says:

    Cool. Nice to see you’ve never lost your viciousness.


  2. Wow. Coming from the Prince of Darkness, I have to stop and have a thought about that.

    There. Done.

  3. Checker 11 Says:

    Maybe Palin’s husband had testicular cancer.

    Ha ha ha.

    You’ve lost it, Trotsky.


  4. I recognize that National Enquirer is not a good source and that I am contributing to the Internet babble surrounding this woman. But this strikes me as plausible – honestly, if you could tap the repressed sexuality in a room full of fundamentalist Christians, you could heat the Pepsi Center for a year.

  5. Chief Wiggum Says:

    “I recognize that National Enquirer is not a good source and that I am contributing to the Internet babble surrounding this woman.”

    You’re not “recognizing” or doing anything of the sort- you’re engaging in standard issue viciousness. It’s a low I would never go. Yes, think about that- I’m telling you I’m not that heartless. But you are.


  6. Morally superior don’t wear well on you. Try again.

  7. Chief Wiggum Says:

    You’re using babies. Shame on you.


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